Provided by: filters_2.44_i386 bug


       ken,   b1ff,  censor,  chef,  cockney,  eleet,  fanboy,  fudd,  jethro,
       jibberish, jive, kenny, kraut, ky00te, nethack, newspeak, nyc,  pirate,
       rasterman, scottish, spammer, studly, uniencode, upside-down - assorted
       text filters


        $SHELL | chef

        newspeak < thesis.tex > newthesis.tex

        eleet | wall # b1ff works well too

        b1ff | ircII | censor


       All of these programs are filters to do all sorts of strange things  to
       text.   No  personal, racial, religious or societal slurs are intended.
       For amusement only.

       All the filters read  input  from  stdin,  change  it,  and  write  the
       filtered text to stdout.

       b1ff   The B1FF filter

              Cockney English

       chef   convert English on stdin to Mock Swedish on stdout

       eleet  K3wl hacker slang

       fanboy Speak  like  a  fanboy.  By default, it will speak like a fan of
              git/Linus/linux development. To change this, pass as  parameters
              the  words  that  the fanboy typically uses. Alternatively, pass
              the name of  a  topic  that  typically  has  fanboys  to  use  a
              predefined word list.

       fudd   Elmer Fudd

       jethro Hillbilly text filter

       jive   Jive English

              Runs text through a random selection of the rest of the filters,
              to make really weird output.

       ken    English into Cockney, featuring (dubious) rhyming  slang  for  a
              lot of computer terminology.

       kraut  Generates text with a bad German accent.

       kenny  Generates text as spoken by Kenny on South Park.

       ky00te This program places a very cute (and familiar to FurryMuck fans)
              accent on any text file.

              Wiped out text like can be found in nethack.


       censor CDA-ize text

       nyc    Brooklyn English

       pirate Talk like a pirate.

              Makes text look like  it  came  from  the  keyboard  of  Carsten

              Fake scottish (dwarven) accent filter, inspired by the character
              "Durkon" from Order of the Stick.

              Turns honest text into something that is liable to be flagged as

       studly Studly caps.

              Use  glorious  unicode  to the fullest possibile extent. As seen
              previously in many man pages.

              Flips text upside down. Stand on your head and  squint  to  read
              the output.


              Lists samples of the output of all the filters.

       Other filters:

       pig    From the bsdgames package, pig converts text to pig latin.

       dog --oog
              From  the  dog  package,  dog  can  also  function  as a filter,
              converting text to OOG-speak.


       The eleet, upside-down, chef, b1ff, and censor filters were written  by
       Joey  Hess  <>. Daniel V Klein <> wrote
       the cockney, jive,  and  nyc  filters.  jibberish  is  by  Raul  Miller
       <>,     jethro     is     by     Duane    Paulson
       <>, rasterman is by Zachary Beane, ken is by
       Stephen  K  Mulrine  <>,  newspeak  is  by  Jamie  Zawinski
       <>, studly is by  Nick  Phillips  <>,
       Gurkan Sengun <> wrote nethackify, Dougal Campbell
       <> wrote pirate, kraut is by John Sparks, scottish by
       Adam Borowski, and Kenny is by Christian Garbs and Alan Eldridge.