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       sex -- have sex


       sex [options] ...  [username] ...


       sex  allows  the  invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the
       command line.  If no users are  specified,  they  are  taken  from  the
       LOVERS  environment  variable.  Options to make things more interesting
       are as follows:

       -1     masturbate

       -a     external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

       -b     buggery

       -B animal
              bestiality with animal

       -c     chocolate sauce option

       -C     chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

       -d file
              get a date with the features described in file

       -e     exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

       -f     foreplay option

       -F     nasal sex with plants

       -i     coitus interruptus (messy!)

       -j     jacuzzi option (California sites only)

       -l     leather option

       -m     masochism (see -s)

       -M     triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

       -n     necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)

       -o     oral option

       -O     parallel access (orgy)

       -p     debug option (proposition only)

       -P     pedophilia (must specify a child process)

       -q     quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

       -s     sadism (target must set -m)

       -S     sundae option

       -v     voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

       -w     whipped cream option

       -W     whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)


       LOVERS is a list of default partners which will be  used  if  none  are
              specified in the command line.  If any are specified, the values
              in LOVERS is ignored.


              animals for bestiality

              possible dates

              sundae recipes

              sado-masochistic equipment


       ^C     (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

       ^Z     (stop process) is usually quite messy.


       Oldest program ever.