NAME

       lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust lusers' attitudes

SYNOPSIS

       lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ] <lusername>

DESCRIPTION

       lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people who rely upon their admins for everything from
       picking  their  mice  off  of the floor to turning on their monitors; namely, the luser(8).  Running lart
       with the appropriate  arguments  will  cause  the  specified  luser  to  run  away  screaming  in  agony.
       Alternatively, you can make the luser buy you a beer, after killing all of their processes.

OPTIONS

       -use tool      Choose  your  weapon.   If  this  option is not specified, the enviroment variable LART is
                      used.  If neither is set, a default value will be used, which is set at compile time

       -b             Used to increase the size of your lart

       -B             The BOFH option.  Removes a users files  and  kills  all  their  processes.   If  used  in
                      conjunction  with  -p this will also cause syslog to make entries proving that <lusername>
                      was the second gunman behind the grassy knoll

       -f             Only fake luser's attitude readjustment session.  Provided primarily for testing purposes.
                      Mutually exclusive with -B

       -F             fsck <lusername>
                       as a raw device.  Note that this option has not been tested, as it is rather difficult to
                      find volunteers

       -g             Graphic violence.  Uses curses to monitor <lusername> during the beating.

       -k             Kill.  A rather permanent option, and as such is not  highly  recommended.   Can  only  be
                      invoked once per <lusername>

       -p             See -B

SEE ALSO

       sysadmin(1), guru(8), luser(8)

                                                   01 23 1996                                           lart(1M)