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NAME

       rescrog — change something, make it different

SYNOPSIS

       /etc/rescrog [system|service] [direction]

DESCRIPTION

       rescrog  assumes  the  future basis of a system or service is dependent on the analysis of
       bit patterns found on the system device.  It determines the logical next-best bit  pattern
       to yield the new system or service.  This avoids the necessity of distribution tapes.

       Alterations are made by slight pseudo-random permutations by recursive approximation based
       on the theory of the Towers of Saigon, where the Oriental Guard could never play Ring-toss
       twice on the same day.

       rescrog's default direction is future (except for DoD-installed systems, where the default
       is past).  The first argument  tells  rescrog  whether  to  perform  its  actions  on  the
       specified  system  or  network  service.   It is best to rescrog servers before clients in
       order to avoid out-of-phase recovery errors.

FILES

       /eunuchs
       /dev/javu
       /etc/etc

SEE ALSO

       punt(1), spewtab(5), rescrogd(8)

BUGS

       rescrog cannot distinguish between bugs and features.

       Interruption while rescrogging can cause diddle-damage.

       Repeated  rescrogs  done  too  quickly  will  lead  to  advanced  technology  beyond   our
       comprehension.

                                                                                       RESCROG(1)