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NAME
party - set OS responses mode
SYNOPSIS
party ON|OFF|WHEREIS [ - ] dnv
DESCRIPTION
Operating systems being what they are, the admin people can easily grow tired of
command responses that resemble dyslexic eugene-speak filtered through Kernighan
and Ritchie's collective back-brains. To alleviate this, we have included a slightly
more `casual' mode, in which the responses to all commands are first filtered
through a customising routine (DUDE) , which makes them sound a little more friendly
while retaining their full information content (usually). The rooted(c) system
prompt is changed to `What now, dude?' and output from each command is terminated by
`No problem, dude.'
OPTIONS
-v Verbose mode (ALL commands have a `verbose' mode). When this option is
present, all filtered responses are preceeded by a message: `This response has
been parsed by the DUDE filter and is not intended to be some sort of sleazy come-
on.'
-d Don't restart all processes after recompiling the /uselss/libs/eugene file
(see below). This alows any important tasks to complete beforehand.
-n Notify all users that they are about to be force-logged out and force-logged
in again.
ON Activates the DUDE filter.
OFF De-activates the DUDE filter.
WHEREIS
Doesn't do anything, but we couldn't resist it.
EXAMPLES
%-) party on
What now, dude?
To compare the differing responses, here is output provided by the ispi -s command, with
party OFF and party ON:
party OFF
line who why how long
==========================================================
000 rooted that's you, dweeb! epoch
----------------------------------------------------------
00F wp she's supposed to be 0:44:12
typing up the end of
financial year report,
but she's been doing her
resume when she thinks
no-one is watching
----------------------------------------------------------
014 maint playing games, as usual 0:51:16
party ON
Well, let's see who's on, eh? There's you, of course, on line 000 (Imagine that!
Hahaha!) Oh look, on serIOus line 00F, it's that cute little secretary - looks like
she's lost her keyboard template again, she's been hitting the escape key for the past
five minutes! AND OF COURSE, the guys down in maintenance are playing `cosmic
ballcrushers'. As usual. Well, who else, um, no-one really interesting like, ya
know, oh hang on, DTR is toggling on serIOus line 03D.. oh, no problem, it's that stuffed
modem again. You want maybe I should send some AMail to maintenance and get 'em to look
at it? No problem, dude.
What now, dude?
FILES
/uselss/libs/bill&ted/DUDE
This is the pipe process, usually
started at system shoe, which lies
idle until party ON is issued.
/uselss/libs/eugene
Contains all of the ordinary, ho-hum
confusing computer - jargonese
responses which commands ordinarily
issue. Text file.
/uselss/libs/eugene.spoo
compiled version of the eugene file.
/ephemeral/eugene.chex
Checksum for the compiled eugene file.
SEE ALSO
crp(1), stuffio(2), doobrie(9), gouge(3), ftang(65534), wi(-1), edmond(29), jumpstart(2),
vo_mit(992)
BUGS
The -n option can be slow.
If the n option is issued, some users in a wi editing session may not receive the
`warning, restart imminent' message until after the restart.
There is no way selectively to follow symbolic links.
Sunburne Computer, Inc. 9 October 1991
Aug 18, 1997 PARTY(1)