NAME

       Lingua::EN::Numbers::Ordinate -- go from cardinal number (3) to ordinal ("3rd")

SYNOPSIS

         use Lingua::EN::Numbers::Ordinate;
         print ordinate(4), "\n";
          # prints 4th
         print ordinate(-342), "\n";
          # prints -342nd

         # Example of actual use:
         ...
         for(my $i = 0; $i < @records; $i++) {
           unless(is_valid($record[$i]) {
             warn "The ", ordinate($i), " record is invalid!\n";
             next;
           }
           ...
         }

DESCRIPTION

       There are two kinds of numbers in English -- cardinals (1, 2, 3...), and ordinals (1st,
       2nd, 3rd...).  This library provides functions for giving the ordinal form of a number,
       given its cardinal value.

FUNCTIONS

       ordinate(SCALAR)
           Returns a string consisting of that scalar's string form, plus the appropriate ordinal
           suffix.  Example: "ordinate(23)" returns "23rd".

           As a special case, "ordinate(undef)" and "ordinate("")" return "0th", not "th".

           This function is exported by default.

       th(SCALAR)
           Merely an alias for "ordinate", but not exported by default.

       ordsuf(SCALAR)
           Returns just the appropriate ordinal suffix for the given scalar numeric value.  This
           is what "ordinate" uses to actually do its work.  For example, ordsuf(3) is "rd".

           Not exported by default.

       The above functions are all prototyped to take a scalar value, so "ordinate(@stuff)" is
       the same as "ordinate(scalar @stuff)".

CAVEATS

       * Note that this library knows only about numbers, not number-words.  "ordinate('seven')"
       might just as well be "ordinate('superglue')" or "ordinate("\x1E\x9A")" -- you'll get the
       fallthru case of the input string plus "th".

       * As is unavoidable, "ordinate(0256)" returns "174th" (because ordinate sees the value
       174). Similarly, "ordinate(1E12)" returns "1000000000000th".  Returning "trillionth" would
       be nice, but that's an awfully atypical case.

       * Note that this library's algorithm (as well as the basic concept and implementation of
       ordinal numbers) is totally language specific.

       To pick a trivial example, consider that in French, 1 ordinates as "1ier", whereas 41
       ordinates as "41ieme".

STILL NOT SATISFIED?

       Bored of this...?

         use Lingua::EN::Numbers::Ordinate qw(ordinate th);
         ...
         print th($n), " entry processed...\n";
         ...

       Try this bit of lunacy:

         {
           my $th_object;
           sub _th () { $th_object }

           package Lingua::EN::Numbers::Ordinate::Overloader;
           my $x; # Gotta have something to bless.
           $th_object = bless \$x; # Define the object now, which _th returns
           use Carp ();
           use Lingua::EN::Numbers::Ordinate ();
           sub overordinate {
             Carp::croak "_th should be used only as postfix!" unless $_[2];
             Lingua::EN::Numbers::Ordinate::ordinate($_[1]);
           }
           use overload '&' => \&overordinate;
         }

       Then you get to do:

         print 3 & _th, "\n";
           # prints "3rd"

         print 1 + 2 & _th, "\n";
           # prints "3rd" too!
           # Because of the precedence of & !

         print _th & 3, "\n";
           # dies with: "th should be used only as postfix!"

       Kooky, isn't it?  For more delightful deleria like this, see Damian Conway's Object
       Oriented Perl from Manning Press.

       Kinda makes you like th(3), doesn't it?

COPYRIGHT

       Copyright (c) 2000 Sean M. Burke.  All rights reserved.

       This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same
       terms as Perl itself.

AUTHOR

       Sean M. Burke "sburke@cpan.org"