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NAME

       lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust lusers' attitudes

SYNOPSIS

       lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ] <lusername>

DESCRIPTION

       lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people who rely upon their admins for everything from
       picking their mice off of the floor to turning on their monitors; namely,  the  luser(8).   Running  lart
       with  the  appropriate  arguments  will  cause  the  specified  luser  to  run  away  screaming in agony.
       Alternatively, you can make the luser buy you a beer, after killing all of their processes.

OPTIONS

       -use tool      Choose your weapon.  If this option is not specified,  the  enviroment  variable  LART  is
                      used.  If neither is set, a default value will be used, which is set at compile time

       -b             Used to increase the size of your lart

       -B             The  BOFH  option.   Removes  a  users  files  and  kills all their processes.  If used in
                      conjunction with -p this will also cause syslog to make entries proving  that  <lusername>
                      was the second gunman behind the grassy knoll

       -f             Only fake luser's attitude readjustment session.  Provided primarily for testing purposes.
                      Mutually exclusive with -B

       -F             fsck <lusername>
                       as a raw device.  Note that this option has not been tested, as it is rather difficult to
                      find volunteers

       -g             Graphic violence.  Uses curses to monitor <lusername> during the beating.

       -k             Kill.   A  rather  permanent  option,  and as such is not highly recommended.  Can only be
                      invoked once per <lusername>

       -p             See -B

SEE ALSO

       sysadmin(1), guru(8), luser(8)

                                                   01 23 1996                                           lart(1M)